Posted by The Hill-Man on February 4, 2009
If you visited this blog today expecting to get my take on our fearless leader declaring that the Government will now limit the amount of money a CEO can make at a PRIVATE company, then you are not going to be happy. Oh, sure…I can’t believe we have a arrived at a point in this country where the Government would EVER be able to cap the amount of money ANY hardworking American can make….but….that story is trumped by even more important world news. Even though I might wish it, President Obama is not the largest boob making headlines in the world today.
That honor goes to Sheyla Hershey, who has just become the world record holder when it comes to sweater bombs. The “Hershey’s kisses” (I am trademarking that, so don’t even think of using it) clock in at an incredible 38KKK! Please take a look but make sure you close the office door, and that there are no impressionable children around.
In the past, the letters making up the triple K’s were the domain of a sub-human racist organization in the south, but now, thanks to gallons of Silicone, they are an official designation when it comes to crowd pleasers. But this shouldn’t shock us, because America is changing. Remember how you used to be impressed if your dad’s car had fake mahogany wood on the dash? Now, everything is bigger and better. Spinners, plasma TV’s, chrome gas caps, etc are all must haves for your vehicle. (And that’s just when it comes to the President’s limo). I guess the same is now true when it comes to Honkers. Heck, a double D use to impress the hell out of me and my friends, but those were the good ol’ days.
Ms. Hershey travelled to Texas last year to have a gallon of Silicone injected in her lactation stations. (Yes…due to FAA regulations, she and the other passengers sat on one side of the plane, and her penis pillows sat on the other). Amazingly, when she arrived in Texas, she learned that their legislature has passed a law preventing creation of a rack bigger than triple F! On a side note, wouldn’t it be great to live in a state where there are so many fake Zambonies that they have to pass a law that essentially says you can’t make them any bigger? They take their guns seriously in Texas.
But, to complete this most American Dream of breast success stories, Ms. Hershey found out (when someone was able help her read an article) that Brazil does not limit the amount of Silicone a woman can pay to have shot in her Whoppers. Quicker than you can say pancake, she flew to Brazil, and walked out with 38KKK’s. Who says American’s are not the breast and brightest?
So, thanks to Ms. Hershey. She took my mind off President Obama’s CEO compensation package announcement and reminded me of a real problem we have in this country. If we are going to compete in a Global (sorry) Economy, we have to be able to tell our women…when it comes to Winnebago’s, BUY AMERICAN.
Holy crap! A few years back I was with a girl I affectionately called JJ, because she had the hugest natural boobs I’d ever seen. This story knockers all the others into the shade! Thank you for keeping us abreast of this woman. You somehow restrained yourself from milking it for all it was worth. Boob-boob-bee-doo!
Michael.
The Other Massachusetts Republican.
Comment by Michael — February 4, 2009 @ 4:46 pm
Careful with the boob pictures. The bed wetting liberal will get upset. You might be degrading and promoting violence against women.
Comment by Rich — February 5, 2009 @ 7:02 am
There is a girl in Boston who told me on line she is a 46LLL or something like that. Ive seen pics and they are 100% real.
Comment by Joe — February 5, 2009 @ 8:02 am
Hahaha you guys called some kid who disagreed with you on the breast implants ugly but you work on radio!! Hahaha why aren’t you on TV?? I’ll spare Danielle on this one because I’d take her home and do bad things to her but you guys are the ugliest group of people to ever join hands besides Man-O-War
Comment by Francis — February 5, 2009 @ 9:12 am
HOLY MOLYYYYY….I just hope she doesn’t decide to strip dance or give any
lap dances those THINGS are bound to give some poor guy more than a whiplash, maybe put him in COUMA LMFAO….
I’m with you Hillman BUY AMERICAN (and where ever possible get a warrantee)
much Love
joss
Comment by Joss — February 5, 2009 @ 9:41 am
Poor Spaz! His heart is in the right place (sort of), but we live in a democracy! Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could just use words to feel great about ourselves? Let’s sing Kumbaya now. Not only can you not legislate surperficiality, but you can’t legally decide when something rises to the level of superficiality.
When I’m done having children and breastfeeding them, I will access my body and decide if plastic surgery is for me. I’m 90% sure (current kid status is 3 children; 1 singleton & 1 set of twins), that I will get work done. I won’t be asking Spaz for permission; I will however discuss it with my husband, research all possible outcomes and find a reputable surgeon.
I won’t be asking anyone else to pay for my surgery. I will work hard and make sacrifices to get it paid for. If it’s not purely cosmetic, I will submit it to insurance.
Am I lucky, in that the women (and men) in my family have been blessed with good looks, smarts and good genes? Yes! I’m also greatful; better looking people do get treated more nicely (in my humble opinion). Is it wrong to want to retain my MILF status? Does anyone else have the right to make this decision for me? No.
As a mother, will I do everything in my power to make sure my daughters love themselves regardless of their breast size? Asolutely. Will I empower them to make their own decisions and informed choices? You bet.
Would I have had kids with Spaz? No way! I’m very aware that I’m not cute enough to cancel his genes out. I wanted to give them the best possible shot at being smart and good looking.
Do I think it’s sad that some people have severe self-esteem issues? Sure, I do. Do I feel legislating boob size is the most pressing issue in our country today? Get real!!
Comment by Stacey — February 5, 2009 @ 9:45 am
Oh my, I might have to agree with SPAZ….Not healthy.
Comment by Bob — February 5, 2009 @ 10:06 am
To each her own i guess, but those things just look dangerous. She’s got every right to get them, but why would you put your back through that pain? When she gets older she’s gonna need two walkers to get around, one to support her, and one to support those things. But god bless the men who pass through her life in the meantime.
And on the other issue you hinted at through the post. He’s capping the pay on executives that cry home to the government looking for bailout money. What’s wrong with that? They want government help, they get government rules … should have run the company better. I suppose he could just let them sink, but then he’d get crap for forcing job loss in a recession. There’s no winning.
It’s just like you guys ranting on his cabinet postings being former lobbyists. Yes he made a campaign promise. But the first thing he passed when coming into office was a policy to not allow lobbyists to be appointed, so he kept it. He was just smart enough to realize that every now and then, there are people who have other experience besides their lobbying days that makes them the best candidate for the job, so he wrote a waiver system into the policy. And these three appointees will have to get waivers written to state their case, and they’ll be voted on.
Love the show, but really, the political chatter is no better than what you’d get talking to a drunk in Chelsea. I don’t talk politics with my buddies because none of us are in the game, we haven’t had to try to fundraise, or pass bills, or have the public up our ass 24/7 and neither has anyone that works on your show. At least my buddies and I admit that we don’t know shite about it. Local news, perverts, sports, and rock, those topics are what become the best entertainment on the show, without question. But if you’re going to keep on the political arc, I’d recommend the obameter on http://www.politifact.com … you’ll love it. Especially the 483 promises he’s done nothing about.
Comment by Nick — February 5, 2009 @ 10:52 am
Don’t you think that’s a little ridiculous?… toooo big………
Comment by Stephanie — February 5, 2009 @ 11:32 am
OMG!!!! That is just toooo big. Where do you draw the line? I don’t have any objections to women getting boob jobs. It’s a woman’s right to decide whether she wants to get them or not. But there has to be a point when you have to say, “enough is enough, thats too big now”. Again it’s their decision but getting boob job after boob job to make them bigger and bigger, is ridiculous.I’d be surprised if she had any feeling left in them at this point. She is just way too big. I think they look ugly. I’m very lucky to have natural 38D’s, I don’t need to go bigger although I wouldn’t mind making them a little more firm but luckily my husband is very happy with them the way they are. So for my fellow women out there who want bigger boobs, I say “go for it” but be smart about it don’t get them so big that you would never have to worry about drawning because you’ve supplied yourself with your own floating devices. LOL…
Comment by Debbie — February 5, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
I saw an episode of that show MANswers on Spike and they had said some stripper in Tennessee had MMM. http://www.spike.com/video/worlds-biggest-boobs/2935536
Comment by Jeff — February 5, 2009 @ 5:23 pm
wow I get back aches with 40d’s
Comment by Tammy — February 5, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
Why would any guy want a girl with boobs this big?! Hell, I’m happy with a solid C cup – that’s just me.
Comment by Dave L — February 6, 2009 @ 6:12 am
MICHAEL:
FIRST OFF, I LIKE BOOBS ON WOMEN AND NOT MEN, LIKE I AM SURE YOU LIKE. SECONDLY, ANYONE THAT USES STUPID SAYINGS LIKE “OLD BEAN”, OR WHO CRIES WHEN SOMEONE TYPES IN ALL CAPS, SHOULD NOT BE CALLING ANYONE A “BED WETTER”. KEEP CARRYING HILLMAN’S WATER.
Comment by Matt Smialek — February 6, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
By a long shot she is not the biggest breasts in the world or even this country, at least 15 women have breasts twice as big and Obama is bigger than at least one of Ms. Hershey’s. These are comfortably large and attractive unlike the dogs that have bigger ones.
Comment by waaffan — February 7, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
wow and i thought spaz was the worlds largest boob.I guess he’ll just stick to being the worlds largest douche bag with that other douche liberal matt.
Comment by eric u.s. american — February 8, 2009 @ 7:31 pm
“U.S. AMERICAN”:
YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT DOUCHES ERIC, BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOUCHE, NAZI CONSERVATIVE.
Comment by Matt smialek — February 9, 2009 @ 7:18 pm
Gross, how can anyone enjoy that?!
Comment by mred — February 12, 2009 @ 7:42 pm
looks ugly i dont know what is so good about injecting silicon and making it big it is really ugly
Comment by djsadj — August 5, 2009 @ 5:49 pm
haha ummmm i hate to tell whoever wrote this article…. BUT i will anyways. the term “Hershey Kisses” hasn’t been trademarked but definitely has been thought up before you. People have been using the term “Hershey Kisses” for years to describe “Sweater Puppets”….. sorry to be the one to break the news brotha. Trademark another term.
Comment by Tom — October 21, 2009 @ 9:26 pm
OMG I LOVE THIS CHICK.. i have recently had my boobs done to the same size as hers.. and now i get into the strip club everynight for free… !!!
Comment by Maddi — December 5, 2009 @ 5:55 pm