No, this is not some sort of Harry Potter-like story of pre-pubescent witches and goblins.  It’s about two beers.  One is delicious and the other could be considered flirtatious(if given to someone else).

I was told that Sneaky Pete’s Imperial IPA doesn’t come around very often and later determined that is a damn shame because it’s a great beer.  It poured an Amber/copper with a little haze and once it was settled in my glass with it’s thick foamy head I got a whiff of the fruity sweet hoppy aroma.  That was not the case with the first sip.  That was a strong citrus rind/pine flavor with a slight sweetness of caramel.  It had a creamy texture to it with a bitter finish that brought out the %10 ABV.  I t was nice on a brisk Spring day, sitting on the front porch, making the neighbors feel uncomfortable. 

The “Boner” part of this blog is about those freakish bastards at Brewdog.  The same guys who made the skull crushing Sink The Bismark and the PETA angering End Of History, have now made a beer that will supposedly counteract the inconvenient “brewers droop”.  It’s called Royal Virility Performance and is brewed with chocolate, goat weed, and herbal VIAGRA.  The Royalists at BrewDog are no doubt trying to help the Crown continue it’s line.  There was a time that the consumation of any Royal marriage was the main event.  Family members and heads of state would at times be spectators to the destruction of the Royal Hyman.  With the %7.5 ABV it’s sure to be an excellent accompaniment to those Beer Goggles you’ll be wearing after 4 or 5.  No word yet when this missile launcher of a brew will hit the U.S., but a fair warning has been given.  Ladies beware.