Posted by Mike on February 16, 2011
Two Legends enjoying a few laughs. One created a secret recipe that supposedly contained an ingredient that hooked you like an addict and made you buy his chicken every two weeks.(Totally unsubstantiated and actually taken from the movie “So I Married An Ax Murderer”). Later his company would create, arguably, the greatest sandwich in the history of food that is technically not a sandwich because it does not include bread. The other took a girl’s name and has entertained fans for more than 30 years by chopping his own head off with a guillotine and doing a provocative routine with a giant snake. He now is going to be inducted into the Rock-N Roll Hall Of Fame. They both have a reputation for not being kind to chickens. This epic photo needs an epic caption. Post yours in the comment section below. I’ll start: “Billion Dollar Chicken Killers”
“No more, Mr. Chic_ken”
Comment by Andrew Franklin — February 16, 2011 @ 1:20 pm
TYSON BEWARE…I have resurrected the COL.
Comment by rick galante — February 16, 2011 @ 1:30 pm
Col. Sanders secret recipe isn’t the 11 herbs and spices its the “Dead Babies”
Comment by carol — February 16, 2011 @ 1:30 pm
Only Chickens Bleed.
Comment by Mike — February 16, 2011 @ 1:34 pm
So you want me to take a sip
Swish it around in my mouth
Spit it into this bowl
That’s your secret recipe
Comment by aloysius — February 16, 2011 @ 1:35 pm
Moments before they had to answer serious allegations in front of P.E.T.A
Comment by Ernie Houle — February 16, 2011 @ 1:35 pm
We now know where the secret ingredient came from
Comment by Greg — February 16, 2011 @ 1:36 pm
Alice coopers spit man I should have known!
Comment by Greg — February 16, 2011 @ 1:37 pm
well you see alice, they think i’m a nice guy because i wear a white suit, it distracts them from finding out it’s really pigeon.
Comment by Shaci — February 16, 2011 @ 1:38 pm
Cooper: Beer smells like Cock.
Sanders: Kiss my Kentucky Fried ass.
Comment by Sandy — February 16, 2011 @ 1:39 pm
Alice Cooper and Colonel Sanders joking and reminiscing about the millions of chickens they had murdered and decapitated. The Mentor and the Demented.
Comment by Justin — February 16, 2011 @ 1:43 pm
“Boy I tell you Alice, I had my share of groupies back in the day. But I have never seen one do THAT with a ping pong ball.”
Comment by Eric Sullivan — February 16, 2011 @ 1:44 pm
A Cluck Fuck
Comment by CAT — February 16, 2011 @ 1:48 pm
Cock N’ Rock
Comment by Rob — February 16, 2011 @ 1:57 pm
Colonel Sanders suddenly showed up at Alice’s show in Lexington, all out of breath with a scared look on his face. “Alice, quick, I need more of that “Special” ingredient.” Alice took a sip, turned and smiled at the Colonel, let out a little laugh and said “sorry my chicken lickin friend, but I am clean ouuuut maaaan, I just smoked the last of it.” at that moment they both realized that they were not alone in the room and they had just revealed the 11th herb and spice.
Comment by Jason — February 16, 2011 @ 2:04 pm
Fried, raw, doesn’t matter.
Chicken still tastes like chicken!
Comment by jimmytheleg — February 16, 2011 @ 2:09 pm
\ No Colonel I will not bite the head off one of your chickens……Ozzy’s dressing room is two doors down.\
Comment by Joe — February 16, 2011 @ 2:10 pm
Col: Can you believe she’s doing that to a chicken?
Cooper: Yes…that’s why I paid her to come here.
Comment by Casey — February 16, 2011 @ 2:21 pm
This Chic stole my Beer
Comment by james — February 16, 2011 @ 2:30 pm
The Coop visits the chicken
Comment by garett — February 16, 2011 @ 2:31 pm
Something’s wrong with his medulla oblongata
Comment by Joe — February 16, 2011 @ 2:48 pm
colonel – “i didn’t she’d fit the whole chicken in there ”
cooper – ” told Ya “
Comment by eojochaz — February 16, 2011 @ 3:01 pm
Well you better get me some more god damn chickens Alice or I’m gonna serve Kentucky fried snake…
Comment by Aaron — February 16, 2011 @ 3:45 pm
“Hahaha, no Mr. Sanders you sick son of a bitch… I’ve never done THAT to a chicken!”
Comment by Howie — February 16, 2011 @ 3:56 pm
You kill ‘em…I’ll grill ‘em!!!
Comment by Mic — February 16, 2011 @ 4:10 pm
Cooper:(in a drunk giggle) Do you see the breasts on that chick!
Sanders: You know Coop…you do have a point.
Comment by Tim L. — February 16, 2011 @ 4:17 pm
Moments after Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak resigns, the military hands over control to the regime’s newly elected officials, the resurrected Colonel Sanders & Alice Cooper.
Comment by Shane — February 16, 2011 @ 9:17 pm
Killing chickens is our business, and business is finger licking good.
Comment by EdZ — February 17, 2011 @ 3:05 am