Some scientists have recently put out a study saying that mankind is ready to  travel to Mars.  Unfortunately we don’t have the technology to bring those men back so it would be a one-way trip. These Scientists say we should start colonizing mars immediately to begin the process just in case something catastrophic happened to Earth,  like colliding with an asteroid,  or some kind of ecological disaster.

Then I thought,  why don’t we send Sarah Palin  on a one-way trip to Mars? She wants to rule the world, right?  Let her rule that world.  We should send the whole Palin clan.  Her reality television show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” recently set a ratings record for a show debut on the TLC Network.  That’s like getting a platinum record in Finland.  It would be much more interesting checking in with Alaska’s most dysfunctional former first family as they take the 6-9 month trip to Mars.  Then watching them set up camp as Sarah plants a “Don’t Tread On Mars” flag on the Red Planet.  We’ll even send up some genetically altered Grizzly Bears for here to get multiple photo ops with, while she’s setting up the first Martian Center For Abstinence.   

Her loyal followers can also take the pioneering trip with her.  She could be the first Martian President of the truly “Red” planet.  We’ll send James Carville, and Dennis Kusinich with her to help out.  Yeah I know, they’re Democrats, but look at them, they’re obviously Martians.  

Actually, why don’t we send along the entire production of Dancing With The Stars.  We’ll rename it “Dancing With The Stars On Mars”(I was trying to think of something more clever but I realized you have to keep it simple for that audience)  The low oxygen atmosphere will be an added challenge for some of the participants.  It could become a life threatening endeavor.  But this show is usually the last career stop for most involved so it won’t matter.   

Or she could stay here and become the first Reality Television Star to become President Of The United States.  That’s what politics is becoming in America anyway, Reality Television.  It’s almost like wrestling.  We have RAW and Smackdown, with Divas and Villains, and a planned story line for when they’re in the ring together.  All of it being controlled by the writers behind the scenes.  Hey,  the former CEO of the WWE almost became The Junior Senator from Connecticut.  They day is fast approaching when Presidential Candidates will soon be chosen on their Reality Show ratings and “Dancing With The Stars” scores.  We may wake up one day and find a volatile World situation being handled by The Situation. 

Until that day, let’s try to abstain from sex, or at least wear a condom: