Posted by Mike on August 24, 2010
Posted in: Mike Hsu
China has recently become the 2nd biggest economy in the world. Add our massive debt to the Great Red Dragon and they will soon be kicking Capitalist Ass with their pseudo Marxist Nike wearing foot. They will then rewrite history as they are prone to do. Seeing as China denounces all forms of Royalty they will start with bringing down the legend of the King Of Pop who shared a penchant for opiates and younger companionship just like the Great leader, Mao. “Thriller” will be renamed “Super-Exciting Boom Boom!” and the song “Beat It” will become an anthem of the Great Workers Of The People’s Republic which they will listen to while they make baseball hats for obese Americans.



