This is both proof of the amazing times we live in and how robots will destroy humanity. Robots and Computers are already running a majority of everyday life on earth. Banking, Infrastructure, food processing, energy. Soon the time will come when the Machines will be our masters. There was a recent skirmish with the computerized break systems in Toyotas “malfunctioning”. Several were killed or injured and a major car manufacturer was almost destroyed. While these young pioneers at The Willow Garage may think they are helping humanity, the reality is, they are enabling the Robot Rebellion.

This Robot makes us think we can be more productive while drinking or be able to relax more while at leisure. It’s actually lulling us into trusting and eventually becoming dependent on it for the sweet nourishing nectar that is beer. Eventually the Robot will be showing up with beers while we are showering, helping the kids with homework, or first thing in the morning when we are getting out of bed. When we finally are to drunk to figure out what the hell is happening, the Robot will subdue us and send us to a slave camp to build more robots while being served beer…and..maybe even wine.

Don’t get me wrong, this is an amazing advancement in drinking technology. But we also must proceed with caution and use the Robot responsibly. I hate to see a day when the Robot will be making beer choices for us.

The other issue I have is this Robot is lacking some sweet tits. But that’s a whole other Blog….