My stomach is cramped from the uncontrollable laughing.  I might throw up I’m laughing so hard. You know that moment right before you’re completely asleep and the dream world is creeping in as your unconscious is slowly set free?  This is not like that moment at all.  This is more like seeing your 5 year old cousin pooping behind the garage at your family reunion.  You know it’s wrong but hilarious at the same time.  God help me I love William Shatner.  Not just because he IS James Tiberius Kirk, but he just doesn’t give a shit about what other people think.  He loves living in Shtanerworld.  I don’t know if the other guy is a man or a woman but I’m used to seeing Shatner interacting with alien life forms. If you can sit through this without laughing once, you are a humorless ass that thinks American Idol is real.  Happy Earth Day.