First off, let me roll in a disclaimer:  I know there are starving people and I am not one to waste any kind of food.  But I think this supersedes the hungry.

Below is a video from this past Monday of Canadian Federal Fisheries Minister Gail Shea getting a delicious cream pie in the face from a protester bringing attention to seal hunting atrocities.  Canadian Liberal MP Gerry Byrne believes this should be considered an act of terrorism.  I know I’ve mentioned this in previous blogs but it needs to be restated over and over until the cycle of deadly violence ends and the cycle of cream pie violence starts.  My father was a follower of Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.  He believed in turning the other cheek and renouncing all violence.  But what if that cheek was covered with whipped cream with maybe a little meringue?  As we all know, sometimes those who commit violent acts can only understand the language of violence.  If  these acts were committed with pies and not guns they would get the same results.  Terrorists commit acts of violence to bring the world’s attention to their cause.  If they through a pie instead of a grenade they would still get the attention and it would be hilarious.  The target of their baked good assault would also live to see themselves get pied for the rest of their life.  How humiliating is that?  There have been other successful pieing incidents.  Bill Gates’ cream covered face comes to mind.  Imagine if a World leader got a pie in the face?  That message would be heard quite clearly.  If there are any terrorists reading this blog, please consider the delicious and creamy alternative.  I also condone Super Soakers, but only when water or grape juice is used.  Nerf guns are ok too.  Silly String and cold drinks are also acceptable.