Posted by Mike on April 29, 2009
Check out this article about the controversy over the name “Swine” Flu:
This is getting stranger by the hour. So, no actual pigs have this flu?( there go all my pig f#$%ing jokes) it comes from Birds and Humans? Or flying pigs! If that’s true, expect alot of shit to go down. Axl may just get back together with Slash, or the Turnpike tolls will come down.
The pig farmers are freaking out because it’s hurting business. The Jews and The Muslims are freaking out because their religions prohibit them from even saying “Swine”. Obviously the CDC got the whole name thing wrong. Either way, if you get it, it might kill you, whether it’s called ‘Swine” or the “Cute Kitty Flu”. What else could we name it? We need your help. The whole wide pig loving world needs your help! Leave some suggestions in the comment section below. We’ll pick the best one and send you a free bag of Pork Rinds. The world and the “Swine” thank you.
Hogwash.
Comment by Dan G — April 29, 2009 @ 12:01 pm
How about the “Whine Flu” considering everyone is always friggin whining about it
Comment by Donna — April 29, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
The Hini (hinney, not hiney).. Would you rather have that, or the hiv?
Comment by Ryan — April 29, 2009 @ 12:39 pm
call it “El Mariachi” the killer from Mexico
Comment by Keith M. — April 29, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
Call it “The Obama Flu”
Comment by Nestor — April 29, 2009 @ 1:27 pm
I say leave it as is just to spite all this political correctness bullcrap. The Mexican flu of 1918 didn’t originate from Mexico (evidence points towards Kansas) and this didn’t originate from pigs. Keep the tradition going and screw the P.C.!
Comment by Mark — April 29, 2009 @ 3:34 pm
Please call it the Kailyn Flu. Kailyn is my ex who makes me sick- and she also happens to be a pig.
thanks
Comment by TheRick — April 29, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
Mike, we could could use rhymes and call it the Hsu Flu, or please everyone in Boston and call it the Bronx Flu
Comment by Paul the Yankee Fan — April 30, 2009 @ 3:47 am
Piggie Pox
Comment by D.C. — April 30, 2009 @ 10:03 am
Porcine Panic
Comment by Michelle L — April 30, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
I GOT it!!! Piggy Pox!!!!
Comment by Sean — May 1, 2009 @ 5:09 am
mexican fever.
Comment by Joe — May 1, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
hamdemic of epig proporktions
Comment by Mark — May 1, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
We should call it Congressional Flu, since they’re all about the pork. After reading these comments, though, I kinda like Hsu Flu.
Comment by Michael the Other Massachusetts Republican — May 2, 2009 @ 3:13 pm