It’s been well over a month since the Grillseekers challenged me to eat The Monsta’ Burger at The Brew Woo festival in Worcester.  Amazingly there is still some of the 2 pounds of beef I was able to consume still lodged in my intestines.  my Doctor says it will be years until it fully passes…he also said it was a “stupid dickhead move” to try to eat that much meat in one sitting.  I’m not sure if that’s the correct medical term but I think he’s right.  Although it was delicious, that burger kicked my ass.(The extra bacon they gave me on the side didn’t help either)  For days my sweat smelled like the grease tray at 5 Guys.  You can see the feudal effort in the video below.  You can also check it out on Grillseekers next month.  Check their website for more info.

I’d like to think beer, good beer, transcends things like, Race, Religion, politics, space, time, and gender.  But the folks at Carlsberg apparently think beer is more of an accessory for the Ladies.  Coppenhagen Beer is marketed as light, refreshing and different.  The line Carlsberg is ramming through to let the Ladies know it’s not so manly is’ “”so insisting that natural beauty needs no make-up, so tastefully stating that blond is the new black….”  But apparently this beer needs to Spackle on the foundation with it’s Wine bottle-like label and commercial that makes it look like a perfume.  Will Women be more inclined to drink beer if it’s in a semi-classy, less masculine package?  It doesn’t seem to hurt other brewers to have a so called Testosterone influenced bottle like Bud, Coors, or Miller.  I see Women of all ages guzzling those beers in huge quantities.  But Carlsberg says this beer is for, “modern women and men”.  Those forward thinkers who do not wish to drink the beer of the neanderthal plebeians.  Carlsberg spokeswoman Jeanette Elgaard Carlsson says “There may be situations where women are standing at a bar and want their drinks to match their style.  In this case, they may well reject a beer if the design does not appeal to them.”  I agree that some people may use beer as a status symbol.  But is this all women think about when they are enjoying a beverage?  If it “looks good” while drinking it?  Men, do you think a woman drinking a bottle of Miller High Life or Wachusett IPA is unattractive and less feminine?  Women, do you choose your beer by looks or taste?  Or does that even matter?  Let me know in the comments section below.

Coppenhagen Beer is not available in the U.S. yet.  So I have not TASTED it.  Who knows?  It may be the greatest tasting beer ever created.  Then I’ll drink gallons of it despite the image Carlsberg has created or what I’m wearing.  Or it could be the next Zima(which is a great mixer for Gin or Vodka).

The Natick Veterans Council is honored to bring the only replica of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial located in Washington, D.C.   known as “The Moving Wall” to Natick on June 9th – 12th  2011. They are bringing the wall to our community to honor and respect those that  made the ultimate sacrifice through remembrance and education and to give our community an opportunity that they would never otherwise have.

The Natick Veterans Council is a local non-profit,all volunteer organization; it does not receive any funding from the town of Natick. They cannot bring The Moving Wall to our community without your support. They need to rely on private/corporate sponsors to raise approximately

 $50,000 that is required in order  to bring this memorial display to our community.

Go to http://www.movingwallnatick.org/  for more info!

We talked this morning about San Francisco child protective services removing 8 year old Brittney Campbell from her mother’s custody, after the mentally ill woman went on “Good Morning America” to describe the botox treatments she gives her daughter so she “can become a star”.

Brittney participates in the pedophile smorgasbord that are “Child Beauty Pageants”.  Her mother buys Botox online and injects her daughter when she thinks she sees a wrinkle.  She also gets her daughter full body waxes in the hope that she won’t develop hair when she hits puberty.

This certifiable lunatic of a mother says “what I’m doing will help her become a star”.  Really?  What it will help her become is completely obsessed and paranoid over her own looks, so much so that she will be in a mental institution by age 15.  Either that, or by age 16, she will have had so many procedures that she looks like a teenage borg.  Or any 45 year old soccer mom from Newton.

The worst thing about this is what Brittney appears to believe about plastic surgery.  Remember, she’s eight years old!  She told the “Daily Mirror” in England, “I also want a boob and nose job soon so I can become a star”.  Soon?  Is she waiting til she’s ten?  Or until her prize winnings equal the five grand she would need for a good set of fake bombs?

It is well within the rights of any child protection agency to remove a child whose parent is so obsessed with making their 8 year old a star, that they are willing to alter their kid’s body.  It should be a crime to convince your daughter that a firm C cup will someday make you a success.  And…somebody should put a limit on child beauty pageants.  Like you can’t get in one until you are old enough to drive.  Little girls don’t need any additional pressure in their life.  And they certainly don’t need to worry about getting implants before they get their period.

Implants don’t make you a star, talent does.  Just ask Tia Tequila.

This is Rival Sons from Southern California. A friend of mine stumbled across them looking for porn on-line.  They have a nasty groove and the video is excellent.  But fuck what I say, what do YOU think?  Let me know in the comments section below.

According to acdc.com:

AC/DC Live At River Plate is the definitive live concert DVD documenting AC/DC’s massive Black Ice World Tour. Shot with 32 cameras entirely in HD in December of 2009, AC/DC Live At River Plate marks AC/DC’s triumphant return to Buenos Aires where nearly 200,000 fans, and 3 sold-out shows, welcomed the band back after a 13 year absence from Argentina. This stunning live footage of AC/DC underscores what Argentina’s Pagina 12 newspaper reported by saying “no one is on the same level when it comes to pure and clear Rock ‘n Roll.”

AC/DC Live At River Plate track listing is as follows:
1. Rock N Roll Train
2. Hell Ain’t A Bad Place To Be
3. Back In Black
4. Big Jack
5. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
6. Shot Down In Flames
7. Thunderstruck
8. Black Ice
9. The Jack
10. Hells Bells
11. Shoot To Thrill
12. War Machine
13. Dog Eat Dog
14. You Shook Me All Night Long
15. T.N.T.
16. Whole Lotta Rosie
17. Let There Be Rock
18. Highway To Hell
19. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)

Click here for more info and to but AC/DC Live at the River Plate!

Preview the concert below!

The AC/DC Live At River Plate radio special features the music of AC/DC as captured in all its raw power and intensity as it was on display during the Black Ice World tour. Along with the music, host Pierre Robert takes listeners on a trip behind staging this mammoth event.   

Check out the radio special below!

Here’s the full set from the private gig Jane’s Addiction did for the Google I/O Developers Conference.  There are some old nuggets here like, “Been Caught Stealing” and “Jane Says”.  They also play a new song, “End To The Lies” from the upcoming album “The Great Escape Artist”

There you are, playing "Call Of Duty" and you realize you're out of Pepsi.  You don't want to get off the couch and go to the store.  You're in the Zone! Plus, you've already pissed yourself and you've been sitting in your own filth for two days.  Thank God for AirRun!  Get me a 2 liter of Pepsi, a box of Fruity Pebbles, and some depends and Gold-Bond Powder.

I can't believe this actually exists.  America is already fat but this will make us gargantuan.  Apparently you can just send up an order for Cheetos and Aqua Lube and hundreds of worker bees bid on who gets to supply the Queen.  Eventually you're spending the entire disability check you're receiving for being 750 lbs on some guy who is in tip-top shape running around town getting you Pop Tarts and Bed-Sore ointment.  Soon your fingers are too fat to use your phone so you've attached a Slim-Jim to your hand with old gum from a Blow-Pop to hit the App.

This should be called Darwin's App.  It weeds out the fat and lazy part of the herd.  At least it creates a way for people who may be struggling financially to make a little cash.  It will be a whole new class of "Butlers" or "Enablers".  I'm sure there will be people who use this app because they actually are disabled.  I'm sure there will be people who use it to get someone to spank them while they're dressed like a baby.  it's also a great way to case a house before you burglarize it.  Maybe it's an App developed by heavy equipment operators to ensure future business by making people so obese they have to be transported by fork-lift and flatbed truck.

‘So Far Away’ is the new single from the A7X album Nightmare. The video debuted today. It’s a tribute to their fallen band member Rev. Let me know what you think!

From the press release…

“The video is a raw and emotional tribute to the band’s late drummer Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan and celebrates the long-time friendship the band members have shared since forming Avenged Sevenfold in Huntington Beach, CA, in 1999. The video was directed by Wayne Isham, who has directed videos for such artists as Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Megadeth, and Def Leppard, among many others. 

 The heartfelt quality of the video is in keeping with the emotional resonance of the song, a very personal goodbye to Sullivan that appears on the band’s gold album Nightmare.”

http://www.avengedsevenfold.com